Tuesday, August 29, 2017

So, I hear padsicles are legit...

Yeah, I totally just said padsicles. Like "pad" plus "popsicles."

Sounds pretty gross, right?

I promise, you'll get over it.

So what is the deal with padsicles?

Well, there are for after birth. Cause, you know, your lady bits are sore and raw and just not very happy.
I've never had a vaginal birth, but I can imagine those first few days are pretty..er......tender.

So, since I plan on having a vba3c, I thought I might as well be prepared for that swollen mess and whip up a few of these bad boys.



These are actually ridiculously simple to make.

First, grab a few maxi pads. I used six. I figure if I need to make more, I can, whereas if I make too much, then I'm stuck with random frozen pads in my freezer, and that's just kind of weird, amiright?

So, you need to take the maxi pads and open them up, but DO NOT remove the plastic backing. If there are wings, then open them up. The pads should look just like this...


Now, I looked all over for different recipes, and then I kind of came up with my own based on what I know of the ingredients and what I had on hand, so....

The next step is to add the good stuff.

I added one tablespoon each of aloe vera juice and witch hazel. I put the juice on first and made sure to spread it all over. I mean everywhere. Then the witch hazel got dumped right down the middle of the pad. Finally, I added 2-3 drops of lavender (geranium is also a great option, but I didn't have any on hand this evening).
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This is what the loaded up pad should look like...

So...pretty much the same, just a little shiny in the middle.

Now, just refold the wings up, and fold the pad back up and stick it in a freezer safe baggie with its buddies!

How super easy was that?!


To use: Remove on pad from fridge, and allow to thaw out for about 5 minutes (you don't want any freezer burn on your sensitive parts), and then use as you normally would.
The aloe vera juice and lavender oil are both super soothing and the witch hzel can help keep it all nice and clean...well....as clean as you can be those first few days postpartum!

What do my misfits think? Do you with you had some padsicles after your delivery?

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Tuesday, August 1, 2017

I give you...the CHORE JAR

First, let me sum up my day with just two little words..

Ugh, kids.

Come on now. We've all had that day. Where you just wanna clunk 'em over the head with a hammer so they'll sleep for three days straight, so you can sit, sip some whiskey, and reread you favorite books all day.

No?

Just me?

Ah, well. Anyways, Aedyn, feral little thing that she is, was staked to me today. What is staked? When I read, she reads, when I eat, she eats, if I gotta go #2, then sorry kid. Sometimes she gets in these out of control "modes" where it is the only way to keep her safe. Constant supervision. We are getting to that chore jar, I promise.

Despite this, she still managed to run ahead of me as we walked down the hallway and lock herself in my bedrooom. She locked herself in my bathroom a few weeks ago, which is where we kept the key to our doors, so we moved it to our safe in our closet, in case that happened again.

You know...the closet....in our bedroom....where she locked herself in today.

SO after 15 minutes to get the shed keys, go out to the shed, get my hubby's toolbox, get tiny little tool to pop open the door, and open said door, she had painted my bathroom with toothpaste, dunked each of my urinalysis strips in a cup of her own pee (that was also spilled all over) because she wanted to be "just like YOU, Mommy!" and also opened up all of my new Paparazzi jewelry I just bought from a friend yesterday.

Yeahhhhhhh.

I surprised myself by managing to keep my cool. That might be because I had just barely spoken with her dr and found out she may a new and interesting diagnosis for some of this behavior. Still pretty proud for keeping my cool.
So, I ask her why she locked my bedroom door. Just to see. Did she think it through? Was it pure impulse? What the heck happened?

Seriously, almost done. I promise there is a chore jar at the end!

So anyways, why did she lock my bedroom door.

"Becauuuuuuuuse I wanted to play in the bathroom and before when I locked the bathroom you told me not to lock it anymore."

Okay, well....at least we know she had some sort of thought process and she is retaining information, right? Right?!

Let me reiterate...

Ugh, kids.





As bad as this sounds, she has gotten a lot better than before because I've worked really hard to bring some more structure into our day. Fun structure. Like this chore jar!

See? I told you I'd get to it!


Look at it, it's beautiful and I am proud!


Yeah, sometimes I am not much of a Misfit. Sometimes I seem to blend right in with all of the other Pinterest moms. I am a woman of many talents.

Anywho...

This was super easy! Popsicle sticks, hot glue, and a mason jar. Oh, and a Sharpie.

Glue the sticks on the jar following the ROYGBV pattern. Mine overlapped a tad. Just cause. The glue on some yellows horizontally for the label.



Write on the label and then pick some chores to write down on some additional sticks. I made them all the same color so my kids couldn't pick the same colors each day to only get the "good" chores. They're sneaky like that.

Don't use so many chores that they'll get overwhelmed and not even want to try, but don't be too soft on them either. Kids need chores. Some smart dudes proved it (I swear).

Here is what my 4 and 6 year olds draw from each day. Three chores each.


I know my handwriting sucks. Shut up and stop snickering. Gosh.

So there ya go! Super easy! They love it because they get different chores each day, so its less boring. And honestly...dude, chore time is now also a game. Win for mom! A friend in Crunchy Christian Mamas - Uncensored recommended the jar, and you bet your cute little tookus I ran with it!

And I'm so glad I did!


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How do you like the chore jar? Are there any ways you'd improve upon it?

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Christians are Hypocrites!

Okay, first, I'm sure many of you are wondering if I really meant that...

Yes, I did.

Christians are hypocrites, and it's horrendous. Think of pastors of churches who preach about loyalty to your spouse as being second only to your loyalty to God, and then they are caught in an affair. Really? You call that loyalty?
How about the countless women who use "prayer requests" as time to gossip about the people in their life? Aren't Christians supposed to look down on gossip?
How about the millions of Christians who preach about love and not to judge each other, and yet, then riot and picket and hate on homosexuals, abortionists, liberals, and other various people groups with different views than them?

That, my friends, is hypocrisy!

Matthew 7:3 states "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"
Jesus himself warned against hypocrisy, so what's the deal?! In Matthew 23, Jesus goes on a very passionate rant against the Pharisees, and one of the most common insults he throws at them is that they are hypocrites!
You hear that? They were hypocrites.

Why is it so comfortable to rest in hypocrisy? If the Bible clearly states that hypocrisy is wrong, then why do we find so many Christians guilty of this sin?    

For one, we find our leaders are hypocrites. Monkey see, monkey do. There are so many pastors who look at the sins of the world and preach about what the Bible states is wrong in the world without preaching what is wrong in the church. Maybe more teachers should be teaching how to take the plank out of our own eye, and not how to spot the sawdust in our atheist friend's eye. Do you think maybe we could win more to the cause if we tried that approach?
What about love? Jesus was all about love. How many times have you heard a sermon about loving sinners? I don't mean loving your Christian neighbor when they wrestle with sin. I mean have you ever heard you pastor talk about how we are supposed to treat homosexuals, according to the Bible? Not likely. It's easy for us to love and forgive ourselves or our friend after a divorce, but we don't extend that same love toward a homosexual who has been "married" for ten, fifteen, twenty years.
Is it a sin? Yep. Is divorce a sin? Yes!! So why do they get treated differently? All sin is equal in God's eyes!     
What are some other leaders in our lives who are hypocrites? How about our parents? Everyone sins, but how many of us grew up with parents who taught "do as I say, not as I do?" What kind of a message has that sent us from infancy? That it's okay to do wrong and still point out that others shouldn't do it. We are quite literally taught from birth to be self-righteous!
Did you parents involve you in their prayer time when they asked for forgiveness of their sins? Did they involve you in their effort towards repentance?
Some parents do model these wonderful lessons to teach their children what is means to rely on God, but some do not. So what do we learn? We learn to judge others without judging ourselves!     

How about the world we live in? The secular world is full of hypocrisy, sure. Are we separated from this world? My family does not have cable and we only listen to Christian radio, so we have some amount of separation from the secular world. Is that true for most Christian homes? Nope.
With a lack of physical separation from the secular world, we lose our ethical separation as well. We begin to rationalize the Bible. We begin to think the way we used to, before we gave ourselves to Christ.

We begin to turn to hypocrisy.

We become these yo-yo Christians who repent and live righteous lives and then, slowly, our resolve begins to deteriorate. The world breaks us down and we find ourselves living in abominable sins and not caring one lick, but still judging others for their sins! And then the process starts all over with more repentance.   

Let's not forget the most evident reason why we are hypocrites. We are human. Sin is inevitable. Everyone sins and hypocrisy is a sin.
However, judging someone else's hypocrisy is also a sin.
The Bible tells us to alert our brother to their sin, but it never tells us to judge our brother for his sin. So.... if you're reading this with someone in mind, I suggest you stop, repent from your judgment and pray for forgiveness.
Humans are also incredibly ignorant. It's really easy to see the sin in others without noticing the exact same sin in our lives. Sometimes we are hypocrites without even realizing it!
Humans are also arrogant. How many Christians do you know feel like their sins are moot because they just need to pray for forgiveness? Just because you know your God will forgive you, does not mean you have the right to judge the Muslim who does the same thing.
Focus on yourself and lose the arrogance. God's forgiveness should humble you.     

Take a minute to read 1 Corinthians 13 in it's entirety. It's not a long chapter. We are clearly told that nothing we do will ever matter if we do not love.
Notice that it never once says that love is a judge.
You want to remove the sin of hypocrisy from your life? Refrain from judging others! Love everyone, regardless of what sin they have in their lives.
We are supposed to emulate Jesus Christ and He loved all passionately. He loved so much He died for sinners. Not for Christians. He died for murderers, for democrats, for rapists, for homosexuals, for pedophiles, and for thieves. He thought they were worthy of His love. Who are we to say that He was wrong and we should be more picky about who we love?    

Search yourself. I know I need to. What is the plank in my eye? Do you know the plank in your eye? Ask your neighbor, your friend, your spouse, or even your children. What can we improve on? We should spend more time fixing ourselves instead of trying to fix others, and maybe our world will look just a little brighter.